dogs420:

kelckelc:

dogs420:

i love blue pikachu

image

That’s sonic…

sure you can nickname your pokemon whatever you want

(Source: dogdude420, via grawly)


1 week ago // 98,377 notes
z-eniith:

this happened

snorlaxatives:

paroxie:

snorlaxatives:

i hate babies in horror movies they are so worthless they can’t kill zombies or fight off demons they just cry and shit themselves

They can be used as a decoy so they’re not that worthless

that’s true i guess babies aren’t as worthless as i thought

(via world-of-daryl)


1 week ago // 1,405 notes

officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

officialunitedstates:

people who buy pitchforks:

  1. farmers
  2. 30% of everyone in a mob

cant forget giants who eat giant salads

3. giant vegetarians

(via earthdad)


1 week ago // 28,467 notes
cynicalslut666:

IM DEAD

zkac:

*holds my newborn baby for the first time* wow… you are just a tiny swagless version of myself

(via earthdad)


1 week ago // 8,343 notes

missnailaholic:

dandelionboyy:

The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys

like boys who kill girls after rejection

(via world-of-daryl)


1 week ago // 411,117 notes

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(via fuglypudding)


1 week ago // 303,967 notes